Im a Danish student currently studying the arcane works of the clown.

Im 12 years of age, and i enjoy the company of the elderly immensley.

I am a member of the penguin activist group which shoot down penguin poachers on a regular basis.

I lived in bangkok for 4 years, with two prostitute foster parents by the name of Fling and Wang. They were my mentors and taught me the delicate art of capturing a westerner and abusing him for his money by poking him in a 4x4 cell with a stick with a rat on the end of it.

I am a chain smoker and an abusive spouse, i have a lisp and a receeding hairline and i think i might be gay. my clothes size can be described not as "husky" or "xxl" but "oh my god it's coming towards me".

Now in the hopes i have deterred the cynical readers i can tell you about my REAL self:

Im from Australia, i like crocadiles and i ride a kangaroo to college everyday. i have a pet koala and he eats vegemite. we refer to all our women as 'Sheilas' and all i do is drink beer.

I hope i given you a little more insight into my personal life, it's quite 'in the box' so to speak but i hope you now know the Genius behind the mask that is Relentless.

P.S I KILL ALL UR FAMILY IRL .... penguins will be spared.